Saturday, December 7, 2013

Emotions (Why Do They Even Exist?)

We all hopefully know that the most complicated thing in your life is dealing with emotions. It just takes so much energy and time to deal with them, good or bad, it doesn't matter. But I guess it always seems that as soon as you get all of them in line, another fantastically horrible event messes them all up again. While I was talking to one of my close friends tonight we came across this subject and I came up with a pretty accurate way to describe all those moments concerning said disasters.
So, imagine this. Your emotions are a deck of cards and somehow, whether by a draft in the room or a cruel person deciding to mess you up quite effectively they get scattered across the floor like the all too known game of 52 card pickup. Of course the first reaction to this may be a considerable amount of cussing followed closely by some possibly violent tossing of chairs and then, as you are a completely levelheaded person, you proceed to begin the grueling process of picking up each and every card. In some cases, another person may come to the rescue and help you but we all know what happens when someone else gets involved with our emotions. They become a comforter, someone to lean on and maybe in the end they keep some of your cards. Leaving you shorthanded and completely off balance.
However, since I am such a problem solver, I shall inform you of how you might keep this from happening. I have decided that since some sick minded person decided they would make my emotions "scatter across the floor" I would just pull up a seat, turn on the TV and say something along the lines of "forget that shit. It didn't mean that much to me anyways" and just go to the store the next day and buy a new deck of cards.
So with this I say, screw emotions. They always make things more complicated anyways.

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